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Cartoon parody of Barry Profiter in a wizard classroom, surrounded by glowing “Shiny Object” boxes like “Push-Button Profits” and “$10k Overnight,” while his professor looks on.

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🧙 Barry Profiter and the Defence Against Shiny Objects

Barry Profiter’s third week at Hogwash Affiliate Academy was already proving tricky. He’d only just escaped the Chamber of Low Conversions when Professor Bumbleblog marched him into a new class: “Defence Against the Shiny Objects.” The classroom sparkled like a Black Friday sale. Shimmering funnels, glowing “Push-Button Profit” boxes, and […]