A cold wind howled through the cracked panes of the Affiliate Dungeon, where first-year students of Conversion Alchemy were forced to test their latest checkout spells. Barry Profiter sat among the ruins of his fifth failed funnel, the glow from his crystal laptop flickering like a dying ember. “Seventeen carts […]
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The sun was sinking behind the crooked towers of Hogwash Academy 🌇 when Barry Profiter sat slumped over a pile of dusty scrolls in the library 📚. Ancient tomes of marketing sorcery lay open before him: “The 7 Spells of Persuasion,” “Funnels of Fortune,” and “Email Alchemy for Beginners.” He […]
You’re probably still wondering what I did about the training opportunity I wrote about several weeks ago, and whether I’d leap at such a great sounding offer, or let it slip. After consulting my business adviser – Chat – I decided to give it a miss as the price is […]
Someone’s asked in a group I post this series in if there’ll be dragons in it🐉🐲, so please keep following it as that’s lead me on to some new ideas which I hope you’ll find to be good fun😃😺😸 *** Barry Profiter straightened his slightly crooked wizard hat as the […]
I had a bit of a shock this morning when I went up to look at something at the house I’m buying, and it caused a bit of a mild panic😬😲😠 There was a sign there for a different estate agent to the one I’ve agreed the deal with; which […]
Barry Profiter’s third week at Hogwash Affiliate Academy was already proving tricky. He’d only just escaped the Chamber of Low Conversions when Professor Bumbleblog marched him into a new class: “Defence Against the Shiny Objects.” The classroom sparkled like a Black Friday sale. Shimmering funnels, glowing “Push-Button Profit” boxes, and […]
Another manic week, and still not sure how I got through today without going mental🙃🤓🙄 I realised Chat had planned out the elements of OTO2 in my W+ offer in the wrong order, and I’d produced a lot of content that would probably confuse customers😕😖 I was trying to sort […]
Barry Profiter had barely survived his first chaotic day at Hogwash Affiliate Academy when disaster struck again. He had just learned the ancient Copy-and-Paste Spell of Funnel Creation (which mostly involved pasting broken code into the wrong places) when Professor Bumbleblog summoned him to the Chamber of Low Conversions. 🏰 […]
I hope the title doesn’t come back to haunt me as there’s still a fair way to go before my first Warrior plus offer is ready to publish, but AI’s hard at work right now creating the final pieces of content, so I’ll hopefully have some good news about the […]
Dear Reader, Barry Profiter had always suspected he was different. While other kids collected football stickers or played video games, Barry spent his evenings clicking through suspicious banner ads that promised: “Make £10,000 before tea time! No skills required!” Most people called it nonsense. Barry called it destiny. And then, […]