(Year One, Episode 9 — Hogwash Affiliate Academy) The night began like any other at Hogwash Affiliate Academy: badly. Barry had accidentally left a cauldron of “Instant Funnel Formula” bubbling in his dorm, and now the whole East Wing smelled faintly of desperation and burnt pixels. He collapsed onto his […]
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P.E.A.C.E. — Prioritise. Execute. Align. Create. Expand. This post marks the start of a brand-new Sunday series on the blog, created to give you one powerful, business-focused word each week — a word designed to sharpen your mindset, boost your productivity, and guide your momentum for the days ahead. Every […]
(A Harry Potter parody for affiliate marketers) The candlelight flickered in the corridors of the Hogwash Academy, casting long shadows over exhausted students. Barry Profiter staggered through the hall, his wand dripping pixel dust and his eyes ringed like dark-mode icons. He hadn’t slept in three nights. His “Product Launch […]
Have you ever got into an argument with a good friend over something trivial… Then find it quickly descends into nastiness, and some viscious words? Well that’s what happened to me on Friday night, and though I did cause a bit of his initial flare-up I didn’t expect it to […]
I had an offer to join a hands-on free affiliate course that promised I’d have a new list and sales within the week if I follow the instructions and do the work. That’s very tempting, especially as it’s from someone who produces excellent products and training, but… It’s time to […]
For once I was ahead of the game and ready to schedule the latest Barry Profiter episode for Tuesday, but then noticed a mistake by Chat in the story😠 As ever, there doesn’t seem to be an easy way to correct the SNAFUs It made more mistakes in the corrections […]
A bit late with this post even though it was written and posted to my ezine yesterday, but absent-minded Chat got a character’s name wrong then made things worse when I asked it to correct the mistake and update its memory🤔🧠😠 I spent so long getting it to correct repeated […]
My colab partner for the W+ offer said the AI created videos with the watermark in will devalue the product, so I removed them from the offer🗑🚫🚯 A bit of a setback and wasted time; but I had an idea after a couple of whiskies last night🥃🥃💡🧠 The product teaches […]
A cold wind howled through the cracked panes of the Affiliate Dungeon, where first-year students of Conversion Alchemy were forced to test their latest checkout spells. Barry Profiter sat among the ruins of his fifth failed funnel, the glow from his crystal laptop flickering like a dying ember. “Seventeen carts […]
Someone’s asked in a group I post this series in if there’ll be dragons in it🐉🐲, so please keep following it as that’s lead me on to some new ideas which I hope you’ll find to be good fun😃😺😸 *** Barry Profiter straightened his slightly crooked wizard hat as the […]