🕡📅Late again with this update for reasons that will soon be clear… You know that feeling when it’s all going so well then… it all falls apart and crashes in a heap of rubble❌🌪⛈🚫😡 I finished all three sales pages for my W+ offer on Wednesday…or so I thought🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♂️ The […]
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(Year One, Episode 9 — Hogwash Affiliate Academy) The night began like any other at Hogwash Affiliate Academy: badly. Barry had accidentally left a cauldron of “Instant Funnel Formula” bubbling in his dorm, and now the whole East Wing smelled faintly of desperation and burnt pixels. He collapsed onto his […]
AI really can be a great time-saver, and an absolute genius at content creation – and a terrible time-waster as well⌛⌛🕟😡👿 I’ve been suprised and pleased with Gemini since I heard about its image creation power on the recent weekend training seminar, but I’m so frustrated with the amount of […]
(A Harry Potter parody for affiliate marketers) The candlelight flickered in the corridors of the Hogwash Academy, casting long shadows over exhausted students. Barry Profiter staggered through the hall, his wand dripping pixel dust and his eyes ringed like dark-mode icons. He hadn’t slept in three nights. His “Product Launch […]
Have you ever got into an argument with a good friend over something trivial… Then find it quickly descends into nastiness, and some viscious words? Well that’s what happened to me on Friday night, and though I did cause a bit of his initial flare-up I didn’t expect it to […]
(A Harry Potter parody for affiliate marketers) The Great Hall of Hogwash Affiliate Academy shimmered with candlelight and chaos. Banners fluttered overhead — “Monetise or Die Trying!”, “Thou Shalt Not Spam Thy List” — and the students were buzzing louder than a dodgy ClickFunnels upsell. At the centre stood a […]
I had an offer to join a hands-on free affiliate course that promised I’d have a new list and sales within the week if I follow the instructions and do the work. That’s very tempting, especially as it’s from someone who produces excellent products and training, but… It’s time to […]
A cold wind howled through the digital corridors of Hogwash Affiliate Academy. Banners flapped overhead, pixelating mid-air. The students huddled around glowing screens, whispering. “Half my subscribers vanished overnight!” cried Hermoney Granger, waving her wand at an empty email list. “All those leads—gone! It’s as if they unsubscribed from existence!” […]
My colab partner for the W+ offer said the AI created videos with the watermark in will devalue the product, so I removed them from the offer🗑🚫🚯 A bit of a setback and wasted time; but I had an idea after a couple of whiskies last night🥃🥃💡🧠 The product teaches […]
The sun was sinking behind the crooked towers of Hogwash Academy 🌇 when Barry Profiter sat slumped over a pile of dusty scrolls in the library 📚. Ancient tomes of marketing sorcery lay open before him: “The 7 Spells of Persuasion,” “Funnels of Fortune,” and “Email Alchemy for Beginners.” He […]