Wouldn’t you just know it. I was ready to schedule today’s email and this post last night..then events overtook me and I find myself doing this with only a few hours to go🕙 Once again the late rush to do this fits in nicely with this week’s inspiring word: Create […]
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Barry Profiter and the Vault of Unopened Courses 📦📚 Barry Profiter had always believed that learning was a noble pursuit. At least, that was what he told himself as he staggered back to his dormitory one evening beneath the crooked towers of Hogwash Affiliate Academy, arms full of newly purchased […]
Late again with this post I’m afraid, but it’s been another one of those weeks. Sunday Word: SYSTEM Save Your Steps Through Effective Methods Some people try to grow an online business by doing more work every day. More posts.More emails.More scrambling. It feels productive… until exhaustion shows up like […]
The Hall appeared the morning after a particularly aggressive “income screenshot” contest. No one admitted starting it. One moment the east corridor of Hogwash Affiliate Academy contained three cracked portraits of past Headmasters and a vending machine that only dispensed disappointment. The next moment, the corridor stretched impossibly long — […]
It arrived on a Tuesday, which was already suspicious. Tuesdays at Hogwash Affiliate Academy had a habit of introducing things that promised transformation and delivered paperwork. Yet this particular Tuesday dawned unusually bright, with sunlight streaming through the enchanted skylights and catching upon something new in the Great Hall. At […]
No post again on Sunday because I was tied up with other things; mainly domestic. This post is very late, but hopefully I can keep on track once I get ahead of things. Barry Profiter was awakened at 3:17 a.m. by applause. Not real applause. Digital applause. 👏👏👏👏👏 His pillow […]
The Proven Path Upward appeared overnight. No ribbon-cutting.No announcement.Just a polished structure rising through the center of the Great Hall like it had always been there. A ladder. 🪜 Not wooden.Not metal. Certainty. At the base, a brass plaque gleamed: THE PROVEN PATH UPWARDFollow the steps. Trust the system. Barry […]
Only four days late with this post📅😠 It was another one of those weeks last week, and this really set me back… When my computer booted up last Monday it flashed up a screen saying it was configuring the system, which made me think Microsux had updated it. My worst […]
Barry Profiter noticed something was wrong when his calendar blinked at him. Not popped up.Not notified. Blinked. He stared back. “Don’t do that,” Barry muttered. The calendar blinked again. 📆 🕰️ The First Invite The invite appeared without a sender. Subject: Quick SyncDuration: 15 minutesAgenda: Align Barry squinted.“Align what?” The […]
It looks like wanabe affiliate marketing wizard Barry Profiter’s fallen off his broom🧹😠 Fortunately Barry’s not injured, but my pride, and posting schedule, have been badly knocked by this. I thought I was finally getting somewhere in training Chat to write fun stroies with drama and tension, but it went […]