A bit late with this post even though it was written and posted to my ezine yesterday, but absent-minded Chat got a character’s name wrong then made things worse when I asked it to correct the mistake and update its memory🤔🧠😠 I spent so long getting it to correct repeated […]
An Affiliate Harry Potter Spoof
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A cold wind howled through the cracked panes of the Affiliate Dungeon, where first-year students of Conversion Alchemy were forced to test their latest checkout spells. Barry Profiter sat among the ruins of his fifth failed funnel, the glow from his crystal laptop flickering like a dying ember. “Seventeen carts […]
The sun was sinking behind the crooked towers of Hogwash Academy 🌇 when Barry Profiter sat slumped over a pile of dusty scrolls in the library 📚. Ancient tomes of marketing sorcery lay open before him: “The 7 Spells of Persuasion,” “Funnels of Fortune,” and “Email Alchemy for Beginners.” He […]
Barry Profiter had barely survived his first chaotic day at Hogwash Affiliate Academy when disaster struck again. He had just learned the ancient Copy-and-Paste Spell of Funnel Creation (which mostly involved pasting broken code into the wrong places) when Professor Bumbleblog summoned him to the Chamber of Low Conversions. 🏰 […]
Dear Reader, Barry Profiter had always suspected he was different. While other kids collected football stickers or played video games, Barry spent his evenings clicking through suspicious banner ads that promised: “Make £10,000 before tea time! No skills required!” Most people called it nonsense. Barry called it destiny. And then, […]