(A Harry Potter parody for affiliate marketers) The candlelight flickered in the corridors of the Hogwash Academy, casting long shadows over exhausted students. Barry Profiter staggered through the hall, his wand dripping pixel dust and his eyes ringed like dark-mode icons. He hadn’t slept in three nights. His “Product Launch […]
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A bit late with this post even though it was written and posted to my ezine yesterday, but absent-minded Chat got a character’s name wrong then made things worse when I asked it to correct the mistake and update its memory🤔🧠😠 I spent so long getting it to correct repeated […]
A cold wind howled through the cracked panes of the Affiliate Dungeon, where first-year students of Conversion Alchemy were forced to test their latest checkout spells. Barry Profiter sat among the ruins of his fifth failed funnel, the glow from his crystal laptop flickering like a dying ember. “Seventeen carts […]
The sun was sinking behind the crooked towers of Hogwash Academy 🌇 when Barry Profiter sat slumped over a pile of dusty scrolls in the library 📚. Ancient tomes of marketing sorcery lay open before him: “The 7 Spells of Persuasion,” “Funnels of Fortune,” and “Email Alchemy for Beginners.” He […]
Someone’s asked in a group I post this series in if there’ll be dragons in it🐉🐲, so please keep following it as that’s lead me on to some new ideas which I hope you’ll find to be good fun😃😺😸 *** Barry Profiter straightened his slightly crooked wizard hat as the […]
Barry Profiter had barely survived his first chaotic day at Hogwash Affiliate Academy when disaster struck again. He had just learned the ancient Copy-and-Paste Spell of Funnel Creation (which mostly involved pasting broken code into the wrong places) when Professor Bumbleblog summoned him to the Chamber of Low Conversions. 🏰 […]