Have you ever got into an argument with a good friend over something trivial… Then find it quickly descends into nastiness, and some viscious words? Well that’s what happened to me on Friday night, and though I did cause a bit of his initial flare-up I didn’t expect it to […]
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(A Harry Potter parody for affiliate marketers) The Great Hall of Hogwash Affiliate Academy shimmered with candlelight and chaos. Banners fluttered overhead — “Monetise or Die Trying!”, “Thou Shalt Not Spam Thy List” — and the students were buzzing louder than a dodgy ClickFunnels upsell. At the centre stood a […]
I had an offer to join a hands-on free affiliate course that promised I’d have a new list and sales within the week if I follow the instructions and do the work. That’s very tempting, especially as it’s from someone who produces excellent products and training, but… It’s time to […]
A cold wind howled through the digital corridors of Hogwash Affiliate Academy. Banners flapped overhead, pixelating mid-air. The students huddled around glowing screens, whispering. “Half my subscribers vanished overnight!” cried Hermoney Granger, waving her wand at an empty email list. “All those leads—gone! It’s as if they unsubscribed from existence!” […]
My colab partner for the W+ offer said the AI created videos with the watermark in will devalue the product, so I removed them from the offer🗑🚫🚯 A bit of a setback and wasted time; but I had an idea after a couple of whiskies last night🥃🥃💡🧠 The product teaches […]
The sun was sinking behind the crooked towers of Hogwash Academy 🌇 when Barry Profiter sat slumped over a pile of dusty scrolls in the library 📚. Ancient tomes of marketing sorcery lay open before him: “The 7 Spells of Persuasion,” “Funnels of Fortune,” and “Email Alchemy for Beginners.” He […]
You’re probably still wondering what I did about the training opportunity I wrote about several weeks ago, and whether I’d leap at such a great sounding offer, or let it slip. After consulting my business adviser – Chat – I decided to give it a miss as the price is […]
Someone’s asked in a group I post this series in if there’ll be dragons in it🐉🐲, so please keep following it as that’s lead me on to some new ideas which I hope you’ll find to be good fun😃😺😸 *** Barry Profiter straightened his slightly crooked wizard hat as the […]
I had a bit of a shock this morning when I went up to look at something at the house I’m buying, and it caused a bit of a mild panic😬😲😠 There was a sign there for a different estate agent to the one I’ve agreed the deal with; which […]
Barry Profiter’s third week at Hogwash Affiliate Academy was already proving tricky. He’d only just escaped the Chamber of Low Conversions when Professor Bumbleblog marched him into a new class: “Defence Against the Shiny Objects.” The classroom sparkled like a Black Friday sale. Shimmering funnels, glowing “Push-Button Profit” boxes, and […]